Mommyisms

This week I have uttered:

  • Our ears are not storage units.
  • We do not lick the sidewalk.
  • Mulch is yucky.
  • Credit cards are not forks.
  • We don’t play with Mommy’s pimples.
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If I had llamas

If I had llamas, here’s what I’d name them:

  • Dolly
  • Molly
  • Polly
  • Holly
  • Golly
  • Jolly
  • Wally
  • Lolly
  • Lloyd
  • Osama

In that order.

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