1. What’s something I always say to you?
Isaac: “You’re precious.”
Gavin: “Nuffin’.”
2. What makes me happy?
Isaac: “Isaac and Gavin. Us giving you kisses and hugs.”
Gavin: “Like you. Silly faces.”
3. What makes me sad?
Isaac: “Not having enough sleep. Me and Gavin not doing the right thing.”
Gavin: (pokes lower lip out)
4. How do I make you laugh?
Isaac: “By telling funny jokes.”
Gavin: “Funny jokes.”
5. What do you think I was like as a child?
Isaac: “I think you had chocolate hair like mine and I think you almost had the same clothes as me.”
Gavin: “Have butterscotch hair (giggle-giggle)! No, poop hair!”
6. How old am I?
Isaac: “13?”
Gavin: “BIG!”
7. How tall am I?
Isaac: “Six-nine and twelve feet inches.”
Gavin: “40 minutes.”
8. What is my favorite thing to do?
Isaac: “Watch Wipeout with us!”
Gavin: “Wipeout! I mean butterscotch hair! I mean poop hair!”
9. What do I do when you are not around?
Isaac: “Play with Gavin if he’s still at home.”
Gavin: “Look in the mirror.”
10. What am I really good at?
Isaac: “Playing golf on Wii.”
Gavin: “Butterscotch hair! I mean poop hair!”
11. What am I not really good at?
Isaac: “You’re not good at throwing slow balls.”
Gavin: “Bee hair.”
12. What is my job?
Isaac: “Building things, mowing the lawn, and taking care of us.”
Gavin: “Hammers.”
13. What is my favorite food?
Isaac: “Salad.”
Gavin: “Poop.”
14. What makes you proud of me?
Isaac: “Sometimes when I don’t remember how to bowl, you help me. That makes me proud of you. Or sometimes when you get a strike I’m proud of you.”
Gavin: “God and Jesus.”
15. What do you and I play together?
Isaac: “Adventure mode Super Smasher Brothers Brawl.”
Gavin: “Games.”
16. How are we the same?
Isaac: “We have the same skin color. We both have almost chocolate hair. (Checks). Yep, yours is kinda chocolate-ish.”
Gavin: “Daddy and Gavin.”
17. Different?
Isaac: “We don’t have the same shirts. I don’t have the same beard or glasses or the same voice ’cause I’m a boy and you’re a man.”
Gavin: “No glasses and no chocolate hair computers and lights and no TVs and desks — wait, no desks — and no rocks for cabinet. Daddy, that is all.”
18. If I were a cartoon character who would I be?
Isaac: “Tom” (from Tom & Jerry)
Gavin: “Daddy, what we don’t have a boo-boo or do we have a boo-boo or don’t we have a boo-boo.”
19. How do you know I love you?
Isaac: “Cause you hug me and kiss me.”
Gavin: “Nuggling.”
20. Where is my favorite place?
Isaac: “Animal Kingdom at Disney World.”
Gavin: “School? Church?”
21. What’s your favorite thing for us to do together?
Isaac: “Us being in our swimsuits and squirting us with the hose… but you better turn it on ’shower.’ Yeah, we like that.”
Gavin: “Uh, um… go to the playground. I mean, pee-pee.”
22. After you go to bed, what do I do?
Isaac: “Have a bedtime snack.”
Gavin: (giggle, giggle)
23. What’s your least favorite thing about daddy?
Isaac: “Getting a spanking.”
Gavin: “Spank on my bottom.”
24. What’s your most favorite thing about daddy?
Isaac: “When I say, ‘Daddy, you’re silly!’, and you say, ‘No, I’m never silly!’”
Gavin: “Mud on your shirt.”
25. What does daddy love about you the most?
Isaac: “Sometimes when, well, no one hears Gavin crying when he hurts himself, I help him.”
Gavin: “Going potty.” (He was just potty-trained!)