Nov 28 2007
I think I broke a rib
Ow (hahahahaha), ow (hahahahaha), owwww!
Nov 27 2007
… and Ronald has a pretty impressive ‘do to boot:
Nov 06 2007
I don’t care what you’re doing right now. I don’t care if you’re in the middle of a bath, if you’re in the middle of dinner, or if you’re in the middle of surgery. Drop it. Drop whatever it is, go to the closest grocery store that sells Honeycrisp apples, and spend every last cent you have on them. Every last cent, do you hear me? Then come home, run to whatever room gives you the most privacy, and prepare to spend a moment with the most delicious-tasting apple you’ve ever had in your life.
Go. Go now.