My three-year-old’s idea of a joke

Gavin: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Me: “To get to the other side?”
Gavin: “Hey! That’s my joke!”
Me: “Oh, sorry.”
Gavin: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Me: “I don’t know. Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Gavin: “Hey! That’s my joke!”
Me: “Hm.”
Gavin: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Me: “Why?”
Gavin: “MONEY!”

May 23, 2009