Honestly, I understand why people allotted only 12% of the food budget to meats. These recipes are disgrossting. Trying to spin it as “very delicious” won’t change anyone’s minds. Liver is still a body’s lint trap.

But just in case you didn’t have enough transfats with that meal, People’s offers more! A side of bacon with that liver.

But there’s still more! The sweets are coming. Sweetbreads, that is. After the sour cream gravy and the bacon stuffing, we can still serve up a cream sauce for our “sweetbreads.” Now for the younger set, those so-called “sweetbreads” are neither sweet nor bread. They are the pancreas or throat and stomach glands from lamb or a little baby cow.

People’s includes some fish secrets too. I really didn’t think that fish had any secrets with their tiny brain and inferior nervous system and all. But I’m here to tell you that it doesn’t matter if their eyes are bulgy or not, this city girl’s not cooking anything that’s looking back at me.