What a mama of toddler boy learns in “summer school”:
- Ketchup compliments everything.
- The Northern Brown Snake is not poisonous.
- Play sand makes a great exfoliant.
- Play sand is also tasty.
- Blowing up a kiddie pool is like face pilates.
- Skinny-dipping is the only way to go. Followed by skinny-running, skinny-tumbling, skinny-biking, skinny-snake-chasing, and skinny-bubble-blowing.
- Spilled bubble juice and kiddie pools really go together.
- Discarded wet play shirts double as handkerchiefs.
- You can get a good wireless signal on the backporch.