Kristen tagged me. With this:<\/p>\n
If I could be a scientist…If I could be a farmer…If I could be a musician…If I could be a doctor…If I could be a painter…If I could be a gardener…If I could be a missionary…If I could be a chef…If I could be an architect…If I could be a linguist…If I could be a psychologist…If I could be a librarian…If I could be an athlete…If I could be a lawyer…If I could be an inn-keeper…If I could be a professor…If I could be a writer…If I could be a llama-rider…If I could be a bonnie pirate… If I could be a photographer… If I could be an astronaut…If I could be a world famous blogger…If I could be a justice on any one court in the world…If I could be married to any current famous political figure…<\/em><\/p>\n If I could be a scientist, I’d discover a cure for acne. Kristen tagged me. With this: If I could be a scientist…If I could be a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun"],"yoast_head":"\n
\nIf I could be a farmer, I’d grow all tomatoes and Georgia Bell peaches.
\nIf I could be a musician, I’d sing show tunes all day all the time. Yes, I’d be really annoying.
\nIf I could be a doctor. . . I am! Well, not that kind. But if I were a medical doctor, I’d tell other doctors to grow a soul.
\nIf I could be a painter, I’d paint flowers.
\nIf I could be a gardener, I’d grow<\/em> flowers. And rid the world of black spot.
\nIf I could be a missionary, I’d go to France. Maybe then I could improve my 2nd languge skills.
\nIf I could be a chef, I’d figure out how to make cheesecake with no dairy.
\nIf I could be an architect, I’d build the Brady house in my backyard.
\nIf I could be a linguist, I’d be on the Enterprise as their universal translator.
\nIf I could be a psychologist, I’d be psychoanalyzing everyone. It’d be REALLY annoying.
\nIf I could be a librarian, I’d finally get all my reading done.
\nIf I could be an athlete, I’d ice skate. That looks sooo fun.
\nIf I could be a lawyer, I’d make a law against lawyer jokes.
\nIf I could be an inn-keeper, I’d have some place really pretty with lots of flowers, dairy-free cheesecake, and lots of books. In France.
\nIf I could be a professor… DONE!
\nIf I could be a writer. . . . I’d publish my dissertation. I’m gonna do that sometime.
\nIf I could be a llama-rider, I’d name him Lloyd the Llama. I’ve always wanted to do that.
\nIf I could be a bonnie pirate, I’d write songs about my adventures and make my children into seagulls . . .. WAIT.
\nIf I could be a photographer, I’d take pictures of dogs and babies.
\nIf I could be an astronaut, I’d eat freeze-dried dairy-free cheesecake.
\nIf I could be a world famous blogger, I’d change my name. I don’t want anyone knowing I’m here.
\nIf I could be a justice on any one court in the world, I’d think big — Supreme Court!
\nIf I could be married to any current famous political figure, I’d ask myself why I’d want to be married to one when I could BE that famous political figure. :\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"