{"id":1262,"date":"2008-10-17T16:00:08","date_gmt":"2008-10-17T20:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.drslewis.org\/camille\/?p=1262"},"modified":"2013-01-21T12:51:56","modified_gmt":"2013-01-21T12:51:56","slug":"that-light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.drslewis.org\/camille\/2008\/10\/17\/that-light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel\/","title":{"rendered":"That Light at the End of the Tunnel is a Train!: My Politics Written Comps"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Chickens can be taught that only one specific pitch [of a ringing bell] is a food-signal. . . . If one rings the bell next time, not to feed the chickens, but to assemble them for chopping off their heads, they come faithfully running, on the strength of the character which a ringing bell possesses for them. Chickens not so educated would have acted more wisely. Thus it will be seen that the devices by which we arrived at a correct orientation may be quite the same as those involved in an incorrect one.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\" align=\"right\">Kenneth Burke, <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/books?id=E4_BU8v2TPUC&amp;dq=Permanence+and+Change&amp;pg=PP1&amp;ots=cmv2poh1fi&amp;sig=w8yKdpI6rkc1rblvuNbGgapNGG8\">Permanence and Change<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Did you hear about the guy in NYC who was so closely following his car&#8217;s navigation system that he drove straight down a set of railroad tracks . . . <a href=\"http:\/\/wheels.blogs.nytimes.com\/2008\/10\/01\/how-much-should-you-trust-your-gps-device\/?scp=1&amp;sq=navigation%20system%20railroad&amp;st=cse\">right into an oncoming train<\/a>? No kidding! He and the passenger barely escaped by jumping out of the car.<\/p>\n<p>Piety can be a bad thing.<\/p>\n<p>Burke called it the difference between motion and action. Breathing is motion; sighing is action. The former is involuntary. The latter is intentional and meaningful. Burke explained further that while evolution described the evolving force as simply moving, creation centered on active, intentional God.<\/p>\n<p>You get the picture.<\/p>\n<p>Burke wanted us to act like humans, not move like chickens. Don&#8217;t follow the talking box in your car to your certain demise!<\/p>\n<p>And when it all comes down to it, I\u2019m pretty positive that that\u2019s why Republicans, specifically those on Christian Right, are so ticked right now. We had been going along, following what our pastors, Christian radio personalities, family, teachers were telling us: \u201cVote Republican. Don&#8217;t mess this up. <em>Just vote Republican<\/em>. They get us. They understand. They are fighting for us. Just do it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t act. Just move.<\/p>\n<p>And now we\u2019re face-to-face with the realization that we got <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pwn\">PWNED<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.virtueonline.org\/portal\/modules\/news\/article.php?storyid=8948\">John Whitehead<\/a> from the <a title=\"Rutherford\" href=\"http:\/\/www.rutherford.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">Rutherford Institute<\/a> is as blunt and accurate as you can be:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Like moths flickering about a hot flame, the leaders of the Christian Right are eager to get close to political power. But as anyone who has played the game knows, politics is corrupt and manipulative. And the Christian Right was manipulated by the Bush Administration.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And we\u2019re processing the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/K%C3%BCbler-Ross_model\">grief<\/a>. Deep down, nearly every reaction I\u2019ve got to my recent and public less-than-loyal-to-the-GOP comments can be described as <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Denial\"><em>denial<\/em><\/a> pure and simple. And to this participant in and student of American religious rhetoric, the reactions cluster around certain <a href=\"http:\/\/plato.stanford.edu\/entries\/aristotle-rhetoric\/supplement2.html\">topoi<\/a>, all variations on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fallacyfiles.org\/redherrf.html\">red herring<\/a> fallacy. So I give you:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><strong>The Top Ten Campaign 2008 Fallacies from the Religious Right<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\">(<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dog_Latin\">Dog Latin<\/a> gratis)<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8220;What about them?\u201d<\/em> <\/strong>Formal Name: <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fallacyfiles.org\/tuquoque.html\">Tu Quoque<\/a><\/em>.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Let\u2019s get this one out of the way. Because after my friends on the Religious Right read that header, they\u2019re already muttering \u201cYou gonna give equal time to <em>them, <\/em>aren\u2019t you?\u201d under their breath. Let\u2019s face it: I don\u2019t know \u201cthem.\u201d I haven\u2019t spent my life with \u201cthem.\u201d I don\u2019t get vituperative reactions from \u201cthem\u201d when I disagree with the standard GOP line. So this is all in the family right now.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Potential Retort:<\/strong> \u201cThat\u2019s not my project.\u201d It worked in grad school. Might work here.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong><em>&#8220;They are all liars!&#8221; &#8220;They both do it!&#8221;<\/em> <\/strong>Formal Name: also <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fallacyfiles.org\/tuquoque.html\">Tu Quoque<\/a><\/em>.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>This is usually the first line of defense, and what it really reveals is severe undertow of cynicism. It&#8217;s the Republican version of &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Your_mom\">Yo Mama<\/a>!&#8221; As an attempt to put the opponent on the defensive, it\u2019s usually general and imprecise so an effective defense is impossible.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Retort:<\/strong> You can&#8217;t respond with some Zen-like &#8220;Aren&#8217;t we all liars deep down?&#8221; No, you have to reflect feelings. \u201cIt is easier to be mad than sad.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong><em>\u201cWhat about Jeremiah Wright?&#8221;<\/em> <\/strong>Formal Name: <em>Religio est Freakium<\/em>. It\u2019s a combination of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fallacyfiles.org\/adhomine.html\">Ad Hominem<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fallacyfiles.org\/guiltbya.html\">Guilt by Association<\/a> with an extra dash of freak-out over weird religions.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>This is the response I get the most. And it irks me. Because it&#8217;s like asking a doctor on the sidewalk, &#8220;Hey, I&#8217;ve got a pain right here. What could that be?&#8221; Your doc isn&#8217;t gonna tell you without research and observation. And neither am I! I&#8217;m trained in studying religious discourse, and a clip shown <em>ad nauseum<\/em> on Fox News doesn&#8217;t cut it. I know enough about American-grown religion in the black community a la the Nation of Islam to know that we white people just don&#8217;t get it. And this white woman is not going to attempt to get it quickly.<\/li>\n<li>Secondly, HELLO? I spent 20 years within what was for all intents and purposes <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bju.edu\/\">a pretty racist place<\/a>. And <a href=\"..\/2008\/05\/07\/my-confession\/\">I don&#8217;t buy their defense of racism<\/a>. There was <a href=\"..\/2007\/08\/17\/growing-in-grace\/\">good<\/a> there. <a href=\"..\/2007\/08\/17\/the-same-journey\/\">A lot of good<\/a>. And, like all human institutions, there was a lot of foolishness, even dangerous and hurtful foolishness. <a href=\"..\/ebenezers\/\">People in glass houses<\/a> . . . .[\/rant]<\/li>\n<li>The Left is doing it about Sarah Palin too. Everybody&#8217;s up in arms that she&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=sarah+palin+is+a+pentecostal&amp;ie=utf-8&amp;oe=utf-8&amp;aq=t&amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&amp;client=firefox-a\">Pentecostal<\/a>. And yeah, she is. That doesn&#8217;t make her evil. It <em>may<\/em> reveal a part of her, but it doesn\u2019t reveal all of her.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Retort<\/strong>: \u201cCan we get back to the issues?\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em><strong>&#8220;How <\/strong><strong>could you?&#8221;<\/strong> <\/em>Formal Name: <em>Argumentum ad Betrayalium<\/em>. It\u2019s the opposite of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fallacyfiles.org\/authorit.html\"><em>Argumentum ad Verecundiam<\/em><\/a>. And it\u2019s related <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fallacyfiles.org\/bandwagn.html\">Bandwagon<\/a>.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>This response is more emotionally weighty than the flabbergasted and understandable &#8220;Can you explain this one to me?&#8221; It communicates that feeling of (unjustified) betrayal that you\u2019re not voting for the Republican candidate instead of the justified betrayal that the GOP has delivered a real loser candidate. It\u2019s a diversion because it\u2019s easier to be mad at an unemployed goof like me than to get mad at someone powerful or out-of-reach. The real problem here is a lack of personal boundaries.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Retort<\/strong>: \u201cThanks for your concern. <a href=\"http:\/\/goybparenting.com\/?page_id=28\">Would you like some bean dip<\/a>?\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong><em>&#8220;Terrorist!&#8221; <\/em><\/strong>Formal Name: <em>Reductio ad Terroristum<\/em>.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>There\u2019s nothing you can say after that.<\/li>\n<li>It\u2019s just like<em> <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Reductio_ad_Hitlerum\">Reductio ad Hitlerum<\/a><\/em> with a 21<sup>st<\/sup>-century twist. Or <em>Reductio ad Arabium<\/em>: &#8220;He&#8217;s an Arab!&#8221; Or <em>Reductio ad Abortum<\/em>: &#8220;He kills babies with a hammer!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><strong>Retort:<\/strong> We need to update <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Godwin%27s_law\">Godwin\u2019s Law<\/a> with Camille\u2019s Corollary: \u201cAs the Religious Right\u2019s candidate falls in the polls, the number of accusations that the opposing candidate is not a Christian will demonstrate an inversely proportional rise.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Polemic!&#8221;<\/strong> Formal Name: <em>Reductio ad Spinum<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I believe this response is intended to mean &#8220;Quit stalling. Get to <em>my<\/em> point.&#8221; But in the grand scheme of things, it is expressing frustration at argumentative creativity. It means, &#8220;Quit dancing and stick to the talking points.&#8221; Personally, I don&#8217;t stick to the talking points. That&#8217;s not what I do. If you don\u2019t like it, talk to someone who\u2019ll respond like you want them to.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Retort: <\/strong>&#8220;Huh?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong><em>\u201cHow could you fall for all that celebrity\/eloquence\/schmaltz\/rhetoric?\u201d <\/em><\/strong>Formal Name: <em>Reductio ad <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gorgias_(dialogue)\">Gorgias<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Okay. I\u2019ll ignore that slam on my academic discipline for now. . . . There <em>has<\/em> been a ton of schmaltz. No doubt. On all sides. And it is tiring. But who says I am falling for it? Do I buy Dr. Pepper because I like the jingle \u2013 even if it is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spike.com\/video\/dr-pepper-be-pepper\/2751134\">a great jingle<\/a>? Nope. I like the taste.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Retort<\/strong>: \u201cI\u2019m not.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[youtube]http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jvCTaccEkMI[\/youtube]<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u201cAt least, vote for third party!\u201d \u201cWhatever you do &#8212; don\u2019t vote for third party!\u201d <\/em><\/strong>Formal Name: <em>Reductio ad Authoritum est Rubberium et Tu est Glueium<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Talk about an argumentative tennis match. \u201cThird party is the least of all evils;\u201d \u201cThe third party is the biggest waste of your civic energy.\u201d \u201cAt least be consistent with <strong>my<\/strong> values and vote for Bob Barr;\u201d \u201cYou think Ralph Nader could actually win?\u201d Whatever it is you\u2019re planning to do is wrong and you must do the opposite. Which is also wrong so you must just vote for the GOP: it\u2019s the only possible choice.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Retort<\/strong>: \u201cVote your conscience. I\u2019m voting mine. That&#8217;s all you have left after this campaign.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong><em>&#8220;If you think you&#8217;re offended, well, I&#8217;m offended more.&#8221; <\/em><\/strong>Formal Name: <em>Reductio ad Colbertum<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It is an attempt to pirate the usually left-wing trope of &#8220;political correctness.&#8221; It falls flat. It\u2019s like when a rich friend complains that his boat needs a new whatever-it-is-that-boats-need while your dishwasher is broken, your credit cards are maxed out, and your goofy, incontinent dog is bald from all the obsessive licking.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Retort:<\/strong> The only way to respond is to imagine the person is channeling <a title=\"Colbert Nation\" href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/home\" target=\"_blank\">Stephen Colbert<\/a>. Then, with comic irony fully intact, you may move on. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&amp;client=firefox-a&amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&amp;hs=2cy&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=spell&amp;resnum=0&amp;ct=result&amp;cd=1&amp;q=Wriststrong!&amp;spell=1\">WristStrong!<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/smg.photobucket.com\/albums\/v318\/cklewis\/?action=view&amp;current=OnNoticephp.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"Photobucket\" src=\"http:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v318\/cklewis\/OnNoticephp.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8220;Either you&#8217;re for us or you&#8217;re against us<\/em>.&#8221;<\/strong> Formal Name: <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Reductio_ad_absurdum\"><em>Reductio ad Absurdum<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>This is the most sacrilegious of the fallacies because it takes a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Mark+9:40\">Scriptural phrase<\/a> and imposes that formal either-or bifurcation on anything and everything. \u201cYou\u2019re either for McCain or you\u2019re a communist.\u201d \u201cYou either love America or you\u2019re voting for Obama.\u201d \u201cYou either are smart and agree with me or you\u2019re an argula-eating, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/\">Huffington<\/a>-reading loser.\u201d<\/li>\n<li><strong>Retort<\/strong>: \u201cSays who?\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The Christian Right has been so painfully loyal to the GOP since the 1980s, and now we\u2019re hearing the warning whistles and seeing the light coming closer and closer. And we&#8217;re bickering amongst ourselves about who jumped off the tracks first. Just <em><strong>ACT<\/strong><\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>Be pious to the Gospel! 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