{"id":134,"date":"2005-08-23T20:12:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-24T00:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.drslewis.org\/camille\/?p=134"},"modified":"2005-08-23T20:12:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-24T00:12:00","slug":"living-dangerously","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.drslewis.org\/camille\/2005\/08\/23\/living-dangerously\/","title":{"rendered":"Living Dangerously"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>I rip (not just cut) the tags off my pillows. I know the Feds are after me.<\/li>\n<li>I have loose items in my car that could be projectiles in an accident. I&#8217;ve read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.windsorpeak.com\/babybargains\/default.html\">Baby Bargains<\/a> in which they advise parents not to buy toys for the car seat because they&#8217;ll be projectiles. They are kidding, right? Am I supposed to bolt down my purse, the sippy cups, the Cheerios, and the wipe box?<\/li>\n<li>My son licks the sidewalk. I figure God made immune systems, so they&#8217;ll do their job, right?<\/li>\n<li>I have licked straws that fell on an airport terminal floor under the delusion of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/food\/tainted\/dropped.asp\">3-second-rule<\/a> and the antibacterial properties of Mommy-spit.<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t remember the last time I was at the dentist. I floss and brush like a fiend, but I just haven&#8217;t gotten around to it.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve heard more speeches on &#8220;You should wash your hands&#8221; than any other human speech teacher. And while I&#8217;m really good about washing my hands every time I should, I&#8217;m lousy at completing &#8220;Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star&#8221; while doing so. It takes too long. I heard the same speech in one class period (oops!) even, and the second student recommended singing the &#8220;ABCs.&#8221; Still too long. 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