{"id":302,"date":"2006-06-23T20:28:10","date_gmt":"2006-06-24T00:28:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.drslewis.org\/camille\/?p=302"},"modified":"2006-06-23T20:28:10","modified_gmt":"2006-06-24T00:28:10","slug":"my-baseball-cap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.drslewis.org\/camille\/2006\/06\/23\/my-baseball-cap\/","title":{"rendered":"My Baseball Cap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u00a0have a baseball cap. It looks simple enough. It&#8217;s hot pink with a kelly green South Carolina logo. :sc: I bought pink because . . . well, I really like pink. And that way my men know it&#8217;s mine. &#8220;Mommy yike pink?&#8221; :kid:<\/p>\n<p>On first glance, I look just like a Southern preppy slouch. When you see me wearing it, you know that I didn&#8217;t fix my hair or my face. You know that my last shower was the previous night with a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kangarookorner.com\/k_shop_unpadded_solarveil.shtml\">wriggling baby slung to me<\/a>. 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You know that I probably will get 40 winks when for a brief moment there is an intersection of toddler and newborn rest.\u00a0 You know that I will see more than my share of Blue&#8217;s Clues that day. You know that I tried (and failed at) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foodnetwork.com\/food\/recipes\/recipe\/0,1977,FOOD_9936_33368,00.html\">a new Rachael Ray recipe<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>When you see me wearing it, you know that I won&#8217;t be greeting my hubby <a href=\"http:\/\/www.museum.tv\/archives\/etv\/L\/htmlL\/leaveittob\/leaveittob.htm\">June-Cleaver-style<\/a>\u00a0with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woodlandfarmsantiques.com\/patterns\/1950s\/source\/34.html\">shirtwaist<\/a> starched and pearls glimmering. But you also know that we will all greet him at the very least with faces well-scrubbed and with intended squeals of welcome.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, that&#8217;s what that baseball cap means. 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