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Candy never relieves the monotony of long family car trips half as well as an impromptu dispensation of sausages and cheese.<\/p>\n

Robert Farrar Capon<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Conversation overheard this week:<\/p>\n

Me: Honey, what do you want me to make you for your birthday breakfast?<\/p>\n

He: Bacon and shausage.<\/p>\n

Me: Okay. What do you want for your birthday lunch?<\/p>\n

He: Hmmm. . . . Bacon and shausage.<\/p>\n

Me: Oh. Okay. How about dinner?<\/p>\n

He: You know that shausage with the plastic wrapping?<\/p>\n

Me: Oberle<\/a>? From Missouri?<\/p>\n

He: Yeah, yeah. That’s it. That’s what I want.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Capon understands six-year-old carnivores. Happy birthday, my dear one!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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